Total Medals Earned: 1,254 (From 243 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,630 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/450 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (45/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (50/60 points)
You got another O
You got the F
You got the H
You got the I
You got the M
You got the N
You got the O
You got the R
The vanishing space
You got the T
You got the glorious G
You got the little N
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
You made it halfway through the sea of evil Ghastles.
You didn't win, that's for sure.
You beat the game, congratulations!